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Carlos Antonio Lopez |
Most historians agree that the politics of the La Plata region
were a mess at the time. After achieving
independence from Spain, Paraguay enclosed itself in a shell and lived to serve
and enrich its dictators—first José Gaspar Rodríguez de Francia and then Carlos
Antonio López. Argentina was mired in a persistent
identity crisis, unable to make up its mind whether it wanted to grow up to be
a republic or a unified country ruled from the large, liberal city on its
coast. The Argentinos fought one another brutally every once in a while but
never managed to settle the question. Brazil’s
rivalry with Argentina caused it to rise up from time to time, flex its muscles,
and try to prove it was the biggest kid on the block. Poor little Uruguay, stuck between the two
coastal would-be super powers, found itself a frequent battleground in proxy
conflicts between the pro-Brazilian and pro-Argentine factions in its midst.


In the 1960’s and 70’s, revisionist historians floated a new
theory, saying that real culprit was Great Britain, variously motivated by its
need for a source of cotton (having lost its supply from the American South because
of our Civil War) and better yet because it stood to make enormous amounts of
money supplying armaments and engineers and importantly by lending the warring
powers bags of cash at favorable—to Britain—interest rates. Since Britain actually was the only entity to
come out ahead in the awful struggle, you might want to believe it entrapped
the warring parties to participate. Profiting heavily from such a horror show does
seem a nasty way for any country to make itself rich, but it is hard to imagine
that Britain could have gotten the war started if the other participants had
not been looking for a fight, as well as cruising for a bruising.
The least likely reason for this war, actually stated as truth in books that call
themselves nonfiction, is that the real culprit was—Can you believe it?—Eliza Lynch.
Yes, her, the Irish courtesan.
As has been mankind’s wont from the story of Adam and Eve
onward, some men (and I am being gender-specific here) say it is evil woman who
goads otherwise peaceful and honorable man into sin. These are the types who say Lynch pushed Solano
López into the war because she wanted to be an Empress like her friend Eugenie.
Her goal was that her lover would eventually
conquer all of South America, which they would rule together. The proponents of this theory either ignore
or never noticed that Solano López opened an armaments factory four years
before he ever met the lady.
This is not to say that La Lynch did not participate once the
conflict was underway. But that’s a story
for another day. Come back and read it
next week.
Annamaria Alfieri
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